My Midwestern education.

16 Nov

How to make a walk-o-taco*.

1. Find a taco bar, close your eyes, and choose a bag of chips. You will get Doritos or Fritos. Crush the chips inside the bag.

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2. Fold down the top of the bag.

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3. Add taco fixings. Grab a fork.

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4. Walk with your taco.

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*Amber, featured model and taco instructor, says they are called walking tacos, but I prefer walk-o-taco.

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10 Responses to “My Midwestern education.”

  1. tommy 11/16/07 at 8:53 am #

    Walking tacos were the most anticipated & loved lunch at my grade school. Fuck salisbury steak!

  2. wb 11/16/07 at 9:44 am #

    That sounds amazing. I thought I had already experienced tacos in all of their possible incarnations. Now I have something to look forward to again. Best birthday present ever.

  3. Darcy 11/16/07 at 9:48 am #

    That does sound amazing, WB we need to try this in philly.

  4. Amber 11/16/07 at 3:50 pm #

    I’m so glad you remembered to put in the “closing of the eyes” part; many people forget that step.

  5. Amber 11/16/07 at 3:52 pm #

    Oh– and passing on this treasured knowledge felt really good. I think I’ll chase this feeling and spread walking taco making worldwide.

  6. shawn 11/16/07 at 4:23 pm #

    I can appreciate the innovation, but i still don’t understand why you can’t just walk with a regular taco? I know that regular taco walking can result in messy droppings, but walking taco walking requires some fork to mouth coordination, which not all of us can master while walking. It’s a toss-up. I’m waiting for liquid taco through a straw, i guess.

  7. shawn 11/16/07 at 4:26 pm #

    also, great instructional photo essay! wouldn’t even need words (except for the first photo, which might be misinterpreted as “blind girl choose chips by sound.”

  8. Iris 03/26/08 at 11:16 am #

    this is just another of those Frito pies.

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